A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
by Just a dumb nerd October 30, 2020
Get the Emily barnes readmug. In Persian, It means "دوتا کتاب بخون". It's A phrase commonly used by Persian people. People who try to persuade others to do the right thing.
by erfan20120 November 4, 2018
Get the Read two booksmug. by 12346872763739393&3774747 January 23, 2017
Get the read the paper motherfuckermug. by Kob07 May 21, 2018
Get the i am not reading thismug. Internet phrase that originated from rapper Jaydayoungan's sister's Tweet over the inauthenticity of news reporting her brother's death.
by i identify myself as a whale July 30, 2022
Get the Go read bookmug. One of several innocent-sounding responses which can be used by regular porn viewers when their parents/spouse(s) ask them what they're doing on the computer.
Mom: What're you doing?
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
Juan: Reading my email.
Mom: Oh cool. Can I read mine too?
Dad: Uh no honey, come back later...this is an important email. We'll be done in about an hour.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the reading my emailmug. by Myric September 28, 2019
Get the I regret reading thatmug.