Dry reach

The act of fisting without use of lubricant.
Kim was out of lubricant, so decided to dry reach.
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Reach Retch

The motion sickness that strikes many people when they first start playing certain video games, either for the first time or after a while not picking up a controller.
Man, I was supposed to go out with everyone tonight but I started playing the latest Halo game & now I'm laying on the couch with Reach Retch!
by FefferJ October 07, 2010
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Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach

the Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach man aka Richard Chew
oh look theres Poverty Stricken Zesty Reach aka Richard Chew
by Vengeance_💀 September 26, 2024
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*reach around not included

To get thoroughly screwed on something so that only the other party benefits but you don’t. Get screwed in the ass without getting a courtesy handjob.
Dude 1: “My roommate moved out before the lease was up and took my TV”

Dude 2: “Damn, bro. *reach around not included, huh?”
by The Fratriarch June 01, 2023
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