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Get the Roger Snipes mug.A really great guy. Sensitive but tries to hide it. Intuitive leader. Passionate about causes. Reasonably handsome. Misunderstood. Kind hearted, decent. His only flaws are jealous workers and women who can't control him, spread half-truths to ruin his character. People take him for a sucker cuz he's so nice, but he's not that naive. He just doesn't let on how much he knows. He loves deeply and is mistaken for lovebombing, but really just looking for a soulmate. Carefully weighs best course as new information comes to light but stands by his strong moral code. He can't be bought, hates injustice. Doesn't consider himself a womanizer, has only had a few loves in his lifetime. Waits for the right partner to come up and say hi and is afraid of being accused of harassment. Suffers the blunt of other people's blunders and is often discredited as a result. A Jerry or a Tremain with a touch of Einstein, smidgen of Mr. Darcy. Your protector. Can't handle surprises until he gets to know you and gets spooked easily. Will lie to survive, but is not who he is. Naturally a great guy, but awkward socially.
Everyone wishes they were like a Steve Rogers, but don't have the character to be like him or go through what he did.
by Emmett L. Brown September 13, 2023
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by MrSHinS January 4, 2021
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by your local holy keigan November 5, 2020
Get the abby rogers mug.The last phone guy up for hire in DSAF he also appears in dialtown. He is very anxious with social situations and life in general and was an alcoholic in his past life. His catchphrase is saying “hello” three times and is now the manager of Dialtown Mechanics while living with Harry Fitzgerald and Jake Wilson.
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