monkey quiff

the hair protruding from the crack in an elderly mans arse.

''woh.. i can smell the coconuts on that old mans monkey quiff''

by tarzans balls January 6, 2012

Louise Quilter

Seriously Most Awesome person alive. FACT

Wow that Louise Quilter is so awesome!!

by ernie785 January 8, 2012

shit quiff

A person who knows their hair is thinning rapidly but quiffs it over in an attempt to hide the bald spots and receading hair line.

Person 1: Do you think if I quiff my hair like this people it will hide my bald patches and take away from large forehead?

Person 2: dude, just shave your fucking head, that's an absolute shit quiff!

by Legen...dary December 19, 2015

FB Quiet

When someone who is constantly posting to their FB feed suddenly goes quiet for a few days.

I see you checked at the studio - sure have been FB quiet lately.

by Stretch512 November 18, 2016

Emoji Quilt

A group of emojis aranged in a square, or other pattern.

" It was so good to receive an emoji quilt from you. Its been too long."

by retrok9 May 3, 2018

Mia quintanilla

Thinks she is Moana/mermaid. Fake slime fan. Dislikes puni maru (squishy brand) greys anatomy hater. Rude and sucks. Loved mashed potatoes, she bathed in it. Has a pregnant ear.

“I JUST SAW MOANA!”
“IT WAS A MERMAID”

“No it was just a weird girl named Mia Quintanilla”

by Purple banana25 May 24, 2018

Chickens quiff

When a women’s vaginal lips labia resembles that of a chickens comb quiff

“Mate, that bird I shagged last night had a fanny that looked like a chickens quiff”

by The_Full_Monty February 4, 2020