Pulled a jordan

When an author dies before completing a series that:
1. Extended over many books
2. Published over many years
3. Uses cliffhangers and leaves story arcs incomplete between books

Inspired by Robert Jordan's "Wheel of Time".

Why was Adam so pissed yesterday?" "Oh, he just found out that the author of that series he was reading pulled a jordan. After reading 8 books of that series already.

by acousticvis June 18, 2011

Pulling a Sarah

When you smoothly and nonchalantly peace out of family activities while on vacation and do your own thing.

Alison: “is Sarah coming to the beach?”
Sarah’s husband: “yeah where is Sarah. Be nice to have some helping watching our group of five little ones.”
Alison’s husband: “She’s pulling a Sarah. She went for a run and is probably sitting on the deck and having a gin and tonic.”

by Eric Reuth July 3, 2022

Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

by TattooYoo November 16, 2014

Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

Pull a Donald

To achieve something that you didn't intend to do and that is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

Julie: I'm going to apply for a job that I don't want and that I'm not qualified for. I'm only doing it for the experience of the interview process...
Paul: I don't know... What if you pull a Donald and you end up getting that job? You could be stuck in there for 4 to 8 years!

by Wuan in a million January 19, 2018

Pulling a Morata

“Pulling a Morata” typically refers to a person that ghosts during prolonged conversation, or forgets to respond. These people usually do not have evil intent, rather poor memory in relation to responding via text message.

Oh dear, was he pulling a morata again?

Haha I caught him pulling a morata again.

by Dostoevsky123 July 5, 2021

Pull a hector

Pulling a hector is the act of leaving the meeting/classroom when the teacher asks you a question.

Teacher: Billy, where does the apostrophe go in the word ''they're''?
Student: *pull a hector*

by _nevergonnagiveyouup__ October 18, 2021