Pulling a Johnson

Pulling a Johnson is a video game term for completing a multiplayer matchmaking game without earning a single kill against the opposing team.

Players that pull a Johnson help their team in absolutely no way. They only ensure defeat for the team, merciless mockery and a cloud of shame for pulling a Johnson.

Damn it Clint you died 20 times and got no kills. Great job pulling a Johnson!

by TurtleMoney April 10, 2021

Pulled an internal

When someone sells a source that isn't theirs and gets exposed for it.

Hey, did you hear? One of the owners of Apex pulled an internal!

by Zyrex July 18, 2020

Pulling a Michael

Abruptly leaving in the middle of a conversation and making a random noise right before you leave.

Person 1: Hey what do you want to do-
Person 2: POOOOOOOF (Leaves)
Person 1: Great, he was Pulling a Michael

by Themadglitcher June 8, 2018

Pulling a Woody

When you do something extremely stupid while drunk as fuck.

Duuude! You were completely pulling a Woody last night, you puked on your hand and wiped it on your crush's face "claiming" her to be yours.

by CostlyRacoon August 28, 2016

pulling aggro

The act of acting in a way as to make yourself seem like a bigger threat than the rest of your squad, particularly in competitive team sports or MMORPGs. As a result, all or most of the opposition will immediately target the Puller. This is a popular tactic for hired Tanks so that their clients, who are usually weaker, will not be targeted by enemies potentially stronger than they wish to challenge. The client gets experience while the Tank usually gets money, items or other favors in return, partially as compensation for any damage taken or insurance for items lost upon defeat.

Oh crap! That sniper's got a bead on my location! I'm pinned down! Hey Grenadier, start pulling aggro for me so I can move!

Hold on a second, let me start pulling aggro for you so you can get some free shots off. Give me some medkits.

by Frederic Ulysses Millstone February 20, 2009

pull a lumpy

To take a dump on the campus of Notre Dame

Can we stop for gas at South Bend? I wanna pull a lumpy.

by dilly42 July 22, 2010

Pulling a Jeff

Calling in to work sick for no reason at all.

I didn't feel like going to work today so I pulled a Jeff.

I'm Pulling a Jeff today because I don't feel like working.

by TattooYoo November 16, 2014