turtle puking

Turtle puking, when holding a poop to the point that it is just poking out but than accidentally letting diarrhea spray into your pants. Much like the common thing called turtling but the next step up.

Guy 1: last night at the club was so embarrassing.
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: I must of ate something bad because I thought I was just turtling well waiting for the washroom but I ended up turtle puking
Guy 2: bruh you did not just tell me you turtle puked at the club

by Crisper72 April 4, 2019

Puke explosion

a very large amount of vomit shot out the face hole all at once normally caused from over drinking

i drank so much JD last night i had a total puke explosion

by Guru Tug1nmapuda August 21, 2011

A Pepe La Puke

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puke

by Dadonn February 19, 2025

Puke and Juke

The act of vomiting into a slow moving vehicle during a parade or procession then immediately disappearing into the crowd. Usually done to cop cars in parades in an act of protest/civil disobedience

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras and saw a cop car get puke and juked!

by AggressiveKegals May 18, 2023

Domino puke

A person vomits in public. Another person gets disgusted by the sight and himself vomits. Then the next person, and the next, and the next... forming a sort of Domino-like chain reaction.

I saw this hobo soil himself on the tram, causing a huge wave of Domino puke.

by Dalud October 11, 2018

Puke Fantasy

The most disgusting thoughts you can conjure up to make yourself puke because you’re hung over.

Morbidly obese lesbians humping in nacho cheese or gelatin is my go to puke fantasy when I have to make myself throw up. Case in point: their jiggly brachial arm fat that’s riddled with dimples will end me quick.

by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 12, 2023

puke strainer

Puke in a beanie during sexual act and then strain liquid from chunks by milking motion and proceeded to slap recipient with chunk material

I puke strainered the bitch

by Camelnose October 20, 2021