penis puddy

Semen that comes out of the tip of a penis which is so pasty that the girl's crack appears to be puddied shut.

I unloaded so much penis puddy in her crack last night.

by puddypooper April 13, 2008

pantie puddles

When a woman cum's in her panties

She got pantie puddles when I rubbed her pussy

by Pantie Puddles November 9, 2014

gunt puddle

A collection of sweat that accumulates between the pannis and the pussy.

Her gunt puddle could be seen from across the room.

by Dirtytrainer December 10, 2017

cuddle puddle

A euphemism for the post-coital wet spot, where circumstance (think college-sized twin bed), necessity (think passing out drunk), or love (think box on demand) requires your after sex cuddling to take place on the wet spot.

Q: "Dude, what was it like hooking up with Jana last night?"

A: "Fantastic. Before last night, I thought the only thing that tight and wet was the water seal at an amusement park. But she did make me sleep in the cuddle puddle, which sucked."

by The Original ARy December 31, 2008

puddle jumper

The owner of a new puppy or small animal.

Oh, look, it's Joe -- did you hear he just bought Fluffykins? I guess he's a puddle jumper now!

by JackBauerIsMyHero January 30, 2007

Puddle jumping

Where a bunch of teenagers go to the high school after or during a big storm/rain, into the football field where the HUGE puddles are and jump, run through, swim and play in said huge puddles.

"Jordanian! Let's go puddle jumping!"

"Okay! Get Lily, Joe and Midg.a and we'll take my vehicle!"

::Vroom Vroom::



:::SPLASH:::

by Alyxe January 16, 2009

Puddy Tang

Puddy Tang, a noun, an animals name.

Mark: Did you see Kimberly's Puddy Tang?

Jeff: Yea that sure was a good looking pussy cat!

by Jerry309h August 27, 2010