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cracker crust poptart 

a white kid that is part black but has a small dick and cannot rap but tries very hard to.
dude do you know any cracker crust poptarts?

yea Eminem is one.
cracker crust poptart by assgiggles December 10, 2011

thor.odinsons.poptart

A thor.odinsons.poptart is a very hot person
They are thor.odinsons.poptart
thor.odinsons.poptart by Brielarstan September 3, 2021

Burkina Faso Poptart 

The act of horizontally splitting the penis in half and cutting off the top piece, making the bloodied bottom piece look like a poptart when viewed from above. Used as a torture method in Burkina Faso
Thomas Sankara's assassins initially wanted to give him a Burkina Faso Poptart but the plan was dropped due to logistical issues.