Pooch

How an asshole writes the word dog

Look at that cute little pooch over there

by Reginaldhark August 26, 2017

Screw the Pooch

In skateboarding, to lose control of the board and crush one's testicles on a rail, bar, lip, or other similar surface.

Tony tried to grind down the handrail at school, but instead he just managed to screw the pooch.

by Fresnel February 25, 2009

poochie

A Persian hoochie.

Why does that Persian have blond hair?
It's a dye job. What a fuckin' poochie.

by Houman March 17, 2005

Pooch

To steal a joke that was previously made and use it as your own

"Wow, you're really gonna pooch me like that"

by PoochPop69 April 28, 2015

pooch tea

This tasty little beverage is the result of brewing a freshly used pair of fat girl panties in boiling water. Pooch Tea is great for hazing or just to wet your whistle.

Hey Mom, could you pass the pooch tea please.

by Nick Sig October 11, 2007

The Poochies

The poochies are the 6 coolest girls who run Brentwood School. Led by Princess Pooch, the queen bee himself. You can expect them to go the hardest in any situation. Their legend will live on forever along with that of the class of '10.

1: Whose throwing the party tonight?
2: I mean obviously the poochies are!

1: Dude I don't want to go to the party tonight.
2: Well the poochies are going to be there
1: Ok, Ill be there in 5.

by downfordimsum2 November 28, 2009

poocasso

To get drunk and crap all over a public establishment

uh, oh! looks like he pulled another poocasso in the mens room!

by senormobius May 13, 2005