United Penile Service

Employer of all Malemen, who seeks to deliver males to other men worldwide.

Roberto- Hey, Jimmy, I wanna work for the United Penile Service and become a maleman

Jimmy- Wait, doesn't that mean you'll deliver men to other guys?!

Roberto- Yes, it most certainly does

Jimmy- Then I must be your first customer!

Roberto- Thank you sweety, let me give you an orguysm

Jimmy- yay i get to be your buttstove

by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Penildo

An inverted dildo for men.

Last night I used a penildo instead of my hand to masturbate.

by Joe Newmaster November 11, 2008

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Penril

Wolf, word made up by the company Nexon used in various games of theirs

The poisonous wolf "Penril".

Finish with combo penril.

by SilverLycan December 18, 2009

Penile Enhancement

Telling your dick to "git gud" in battle eg; becoming bigger and harder to bone.

My girlfriend told me i should get a penile enhancement, she keeps teabagging me with hers, and it has been on penile enhancement since we met.

by Dodre November 3, 2016

Periankity

Like period but yanking like a Yeet and ity

Mom: Omg I’m on my periankity
Dad:oh no not again don’t yank me

by BECCA32 September 29, 2019

penile annihilation

v. the act of removing your, or someone else's penis via knife, gun, sulfuric acid, rpg, manganese heptoxide, or nitric acid.

Person 1: i committed penile annihilation on some kid that was asking if i had games on my phone
Person 2: what the fuck

by StrixxorNQ October 7, 2022