by Koban November 22, 2009
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The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.
by Kings St October 23, 2010
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The worlds best striker and hottest man alive: David Villa is a prime example of a amazing soul patch.
by Srawrrrrrrrrr September 8, 2010
Get the Soul Patch mug.The unattractive chicklet-like tuft of hair that finds its home directly below the central region of an overzealous male's bottom lip.
by L-dezee July 31, 2008
Get the soul patch mug.The act of making a someone else eat a sour patch candy for the sole purpose of shutting them up when they are either complaining, wining, getting on your nerves, being unreasonable, being mean, getting upset or any other reason you would want them to shut up.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
Normally just shaking the box and placing it in your console is a sufficient warning. If you don't have the box of Sour Patch candies, you can just make the noise the box makes when you shake it (like a chika chika sound) and that will remind the person they are on thin ice and are about to be handled.
In the event that you actually HAVE to Sour Patch someone's ass, they must eat a minimum of two Sour Patch candies. This creates an extreme sour flavor and a sharp twinge under the ear area. Normally this will stop the unwanted behavior.
Great for car trips, small children, grandparents and anyone who hates sourness.
by clhughey February 25, 2010
Get the Sour Patch Your Ass mug.When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
1. Shave the rest of your head
2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).
Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.
Person 1: Did you see Dave today?
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch
Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.
by Chiefjackhamma February 10, 2010
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Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.
2. Pre-teen Boobies
Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.
2. Pre-teen Boobies
Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.
Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??
Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??
Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.
by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004
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