Someone who refuses to pay for parking in a primarily pay parking environment, e.g. downtown in urban center, university, resident permit neighborhood. This person will circle until they locate an adjacent area with a few free parking spaces, and wait or circle the block until someone eventually leaves one of those few spaces.
I can never get a parking spot in front of my building because it's the one area downtown with free spaces, and there are always parking pirates circling the block--any open spaces are gone within a minute.
by JenDizzle March 6, 2012
Get the parking pirate mug.It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.
It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.
Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017
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A deeply-rooted "like father, like son" physical/mental disorder that transcends several generations of male offspring; it involves each successive "son" misbehaving sexually just as soon as he gets his driver's license --- i.e., pulling over ("parking") and "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with any "cute young thing with boobs and a coochie" whom he happens to be dating and/or giving a ride somewhere. And heck --- most likely this lustful procreating is how many of the successive generations of these socially-irresponsible males have kept their DNA-lineage going so well and for so long --- Grampa was probably conceived this way, and then Grampa did the same thing himself when he reached puberty, and then Papa followed suit, and then Son, and...
For as long as I can remember, a majority of the young guys in this town have been "doing da bouncy-bouncy" with girls in their back seats on the lane down by the old fishing-pier... sound like Parkingson's Disease to me!
by QuacksO October 18, 2017
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by B.Squared May 31, 2018
Get the Parking Structure mug.Parking Lot Doubles: :/noun/: To take the melee to the parking lot with out the stick but with the fists
by Kodachrome_CL April 15, 2019
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This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
This space can sometimes give a man pleasure or an awkward surprise.
Honey I wanna try something new. Can you lick my parking space?
Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
Hey some of buddy’s tried a new thing called the parking space. Wanna try it out later?
by Skepticalnessess November 29, 2019
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