Skip to main content

Pasties

1. (n) (sing: Pastie) "Pay-stees" Pasties are adhesive coverings applied to conceal the nipples, often at a strip club. They vary in size and are usually not much larger than the performer's areola.

Pasties are currently worn by most neo-burlesque performers. Burlesque pasties may feature tassels which hang from their centers, which the performers often twirl while performing.

Some women wear pasties to conceal their nipples and keep them from poking out from under a shirt, instead of wearing a bra.

2. (n) (sing: Pasty) "Paa-stees" A pasty (Cornish: Pasti, Hoggan, incorrectly written as pastie) is a type of pie, originally from Cornwall, United Kingdom. It is a baked savoury pastry case traditionally filled with diced meat, sliced potato and onion.

Cornish miner migrants helped to spread pasties into the rest of the world in the 19th century. As tin mining in Cornwall began to fail, miners brought their expertise and traditions to new mining regions, such as the Upper Penninsela of Michigan, where a small influx of Finnish immigrants followed the Cornish miners in 1864. These Finns (and many other ethnic groups) adopted the pasty for use in the Copper Country copper mines. About 30 years later, a much larger flood of Finnish immigrants found their countrymen baking pasties, and assumed that it was a Finnish invention. As a result, the pasty has become strongly associated with Finnish culture in this area.

3. (n) (Sing: Pastie) "Pah-stees" A pastie is a large, round patéd pie common to Northern Ireland. When accompanied with chips it is called a Pastie Supper.
Recipes vary, but the most common ingredients are minced meat, onion, potato and seasoning formed into a 'round' (just like a burger) which is generally then covered in a batter mix and deep fried. It is often served in a bread roll, locally known as a Pastie Bap.
"A stipper wearing pasties dropped a pastie in my pasty."

"Irish or Cornish?"

"It was a cornish pasty, not an Irish pastie. Oh, and the pastie was rubber."
by Ethan M April 20, 2007
mugGet the Pasties mug.

panziesto

No-gooder
Kick that panziesto's ass.
by ChyL September 1, 2010
mugGet the panziesto mug.

that all you got, pansies?

Should you survive a gunshot wound/knife stabbing/drive by/ getting hit by a car and still be standing, this phrase should be said, followed by a smirk. It is garuanteed to cause a massive drop in your attackers' morale, and they may even turn tail and run.
Eat my AK, gumbastard!



*one ak shot hits coat and goes through*


that all you got, pansies?


Shit, i wasted the entire clip!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the that all you got, pansies? mug.

mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.
Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"
by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011
mugGet the mandatory sex parties mug.

chicken patties

huge, huge nipples that ruin the breast
chelsea had an amazing rack, but once she took her shirt off, it was ruined by those chicken patties
by Why Bother February 20, 2006
mugGet the chicken patties mug.

Rainbow Parties

Parties where several girls wear a different color of lipstick then each proceeds to give one or more guys a blow job. The multiple of colors left on each guy's penis resembles a rainbow.
I've been to two rainbow parties now. I didn't last long at the first one seeing all of those girls giving head at the same time with the different lipstick. Julie had me first with yellow lipstick, and I blew my load in her mouth within a minute or two. When my penis was less sensitive a little later, Karen gave me another one with her bright blue lipstick. Since I didn't cum, Pamela took over with her green lipstick when the bell was rung. She asked me to cum on her chest if I needed to, and after I did, I was done for the night.

At the second party, I was more relaxed, and before the end of the night had let each girl leave her mark.
by BRD July 27, 2005
mugGet the Rainbow Parties mug.

Shit Patties

You know what I'm talking about...
by ABE LINCOLN March 29, 2003
mugGet the Shit Patties mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email