Quaker Package

A term used to describe an unsavory woman. Usually one with large amounts of cellulite, ie; cottage cheese thighs, giving ones body the appearance of being stuffed with oatmeal.

Daunte:"Damn man, look at that chick's legs, she's got some oatmeal thighs!"
Franklin:" Hah eww, fuck that man. She's got more than than that, she has the whole Quaker Package!"

by ihaventtheslightestclue September 3, 2009

Smedium Package

A very small penis and scrotum. The combination is embarrassing.

Man... That Steve guy has a Smedium package. I bet he gets no chicks with that.

by ~ The Mayor of BOOMtown April 29, 2015

latina package

When you date a Latina, she will undoubtedly have at least 2 kids, as they are the most fertile women on the planet! Orthewise known as the LP!

You're dating a Latina? Probably a rhetorical question but does she come with the Latina Package?

by TooHottie April 6, 2016

package

a person who carries many diseases at once like AIDS, herpes, or crabs to name a few.

She got that package!

by Mphs06 May 4, 2006

paka'ono

hawaiian word for weed. (if ur in hawaii and u need a connection this is the word to use most times, not that im telling u to smoke weed or nuthin).

Example 1:
HaBoi: "eh braddah! u got dat paka'ono i pay fo'?"
Jimmy: "yea righ heah brah! is good yeah!"

Example 2:
Tourist: "um...do you um...have any..."paka'ono"?"
Jimmy: "wah dah fok? were u from brah?!!! Idaho?...whatevah...fo'tee bucks, brah."

by who the fuck knows? April 17, 2006

panache

A mixed drink made with a lager beer and any lemon-lime or citrus soda. (ex: corona and sprite) The sweetness of the soda cuts the bitter taste of the beer. It also cuts the alcohol content. I've heard that this is frequently drunk in Europe.

National Bohemian is a crap beer, but it's not so bad in a panache.

by Outnumbered May 27, 2006

pakalani

less common Hawaiian slang for weed

paka-tobacco,weed
lani-heavenly

similar to pakalolo, which translates to "crazy weed"

pass da pakalani brada

by peacebone February 13, 2008