White Poison

Slang for Sugar and Salt.

Sugar causes diabetes.
Salt causes increase in Blood Pressure

Hey man, don't put that white poison in your coffee.

by yumse April 12, 2009

Pitchers Poison

A term used when playing wiffle ball and the are not enough players to fill all positions. The first baseman is pulled to play another position. If a ball is hit and then thrown to the pitcher before the batter gets to first base it is an out and called pitchers poison!

russbusby hit the ball hard to the shortstop, but was called out as the ball was thrown to the pitcher on the mound before russbusby got to first base utilizing the pitchers poison rule.

by Coldbeers January 16, 2011

trump position

A sex position in which you "grab her by the pussy" and bend her over a wall while wearing a hair piece or huge comb over also known as "the presidential appointment , Trumping, getting Trumped"

Inspired by a certain U.S. Presidential Nominee

Dude the Trump Position is my new favorite!!! I Trumped that Girl back to Mexico last nite!!!

by GOCANES!!! November 18, 2016

Position 45

See spit roast
Abbreviated in some parts as "P45"

Bubba and Tyrone had Geoffery in Position 45 earlier

by Dori dori October 15, 2004

69 Position

Usually, when a man and woman are lying down (or standing) with the crotch area in the face. They lick, kiss, and suck the pussy or dick until desired to stop.

Also used with a woman to woman in where both lick, kiss, and suck eachother's pussy.

Or man to man where both lick, kiss, and suck eachother's dicks.

"We got in the 69 position last night. I was lapping up her pussy while she sucked my dick. It was AWSOME!"

by xbrokenxangelx February 3, 2009

69 position

a sex position performed during sex

the 69 position is when a guy licks a girls pussy and the girl sucks the guy dick at the same time (you can be staright,homo,or lez to do this)

by dylanj July 15, 2007

testosterone poisoning

When a man dies as a result of doing something that is both stupid, and something one would normally associate with steretypical "dumb guy" activity.

"The actions of the nominees are so shortsighted, so counter to common sense, that they can only be explained by the apparent need to strut superior risk-taking capacity."
- from The Darwin Awards (first book)

A Houston man earned a succinct lesson in gun safety when he played Russian roulette with a .45-caliber semiautomatic pistol. Rashaad, nineteen, was visiting friends when he announced his intention to play the deadly game. He apparantly did not realize that a semiautomatic pistol, unlike a revolver, actually inserts a cartridge into the firing chamber when the gun is cocked. His chance of winning a round of Russian Roulette was zero, as he quickly discovered.

- Darwin Awards, page 192

by Ugliness Man July 1, 2004