pittangel

verb 1. To live with someone of the opposite sex in a state of suspended engagement; not to marry in an official ceremony in protest of the current state laws forbidding marriage between individuals of the same sex.

Yeah, my girlfriend and I have six kids. But we're not married. Nah, we're pittangelled. It's a beautiful thing, man.

Yes, my son is to be pittangelled to his long time girlfriend. Finally. We're so excited for the both of them!

Baby, will you pittangel me?

I always cry at pittangelings.

by Michael R. Thomas September 21, 2006

petting the kangaroo

the act of manual stimulation of the genitals; masturbation

I came back from class and to my dismay, I walked into my room to find Scooby petting the kangaroo while watching Crocodile Dundee

by bj447799 October 7, 2009

putting a coat of paint on the door

Engaging in a sexual obligation to a significant other. Usually the act implies that the sexual encounter will be extremely laborious.

Sorry I was so late for work today. I was busy putting a coat of paint on the door for my wife.

by fredthebigreddog December 26, 2015

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

Potting

Australian slang to describe having sex with someone in a more polite way then saying fucking.
eg. Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

Have you been potting any birds lately?
Did you pot that fit one last night?

by southeastqld June 30, 2017

Putting my faith in god

To not pullout during sex. Including when she’s on the pill.

“Last night I was with my girlfriend and things got wild and I was putting my faith in god because she’s on the pill and now I’m nervous.”

by PanteraRules666 June 7, 2019

Petting Rabbits

Petting Rabbits is defined as the fingering of a woman

Petting Rabbits is the fingering of a woman.

Person 1: So how many fingers do you use to pet rabbits?
Person 2: Two, three if I’m feeling adventurous.

by hadesquietchild November 14, 2019