Pansexual

Someone who is attracted to pans, gets a boner just by looking at pans and finds pans super hot.

Bro, Timmy got a big erection when we past by the pots and pans aisle section.

I think Oscar is pansexual, because he started moaning when he burnt his hand when he touched the pan in the kitchen.

by Guywithcheesetoes September 11, 2022

pansexual

me. pansexual is me

"i am a f...ing pansexual"

by Don’t touch me-my cat January 6, 2022

Pansexual

As long as they're chinned they wil fuck it

You're human? So you have a chin? I'm pansexual

by Professor knowledge August 21, 2019

Pansexual.

When you realize: Guys are hot. So are girls. And nonbinary creatures. And any other genders. Basically you’re attracted to every gender. EXCEPT PANS. WE DON’T FUCK PANS GOD DAMMIT!

Girl: Hey. I like you.
Boy: Oh. I thought you’re a lesbian??
Girl: The fuck? I’m Pansexual.

by Burnt Toast :| June 13, 2024

Pansexual

When you have a Sexual Attraction to men Women and people that are gender queer. (people that aren't cisgender).

I'm pansexual!
YOU HAVE SEX WITH PANS!!!!????
NO what the heck!

by Toe_rat April 18, 2022

Pansexual

Feeling romantically / sexually attracted to everything and everyone.. so therefore, it's not too far fetched to think a pansexual would fuck a pan if they found it hot enough.

Individual (side note; they own illegally forged documents): my pansexual master genius tells me I should kiss him.

by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024

Pansexual

The intercourse of pans and humans of any gender using the handle of the pan, or the hole of the handle.

"Mike's pansexual?" "You mean je fucks pans?"

by NotTheObvious January 16, 2020