Piss and Miss

Narcissist Elijah Moore of Ole Miss pissed in the end zone after a TD and kicker misses APT to loose 2019 Egg Bowl to Miss St. Heretofore to be known as the piss and miss game.

Don't celebrate a win before the fat lady sings cause it could be a piss and miss game.

by Joe Shit the Rag Maker November 29, 2019

Phat Piss

A need to urinate for an extremely long period of time, and when accomplished, one feels joyus and excited for completing such a goal.

I call the bathroom when we get home, i have to take a phat piss.

by thesilverbullet February 3, 2010

freestyle pissing

An act in which one pisses in a public bathroom everywhere but the toilet.

"let's see your freestyle pissing."

"ok." **pisses in soap dispenser"

by Ebicgamre July 26, 2021

piss sprinkler

(verb) To spin and/or twist while urinating, so one can piss on everything in sight in a given area. Frequently done in anger or while drunk - or both.

(noun) The act of performing a piss sprinkler.

The waitress in the Rodeo Bar was a real twat, so I piss sprinklered the entire bathroom before leaving last night.

by FreeFall the Psychaderelic October 3, 2010

Death Piss

A phenomena that occurs when a man sits down to take a piss. The trajectory of the piss lines up perfectly with the lip of the toilet causing piss to travel through the toilet rim and out onto the floor. This usually goes undetected until it is too late.

"DUDE I JUST PISSED MYSELF"

"WTF MAN"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT IT WAS A DEATH PISS"

by Bustingtonmovesworth November 19, 2012

Piss-muffler

Another name for penis/dick piss-silencer

If I'm gonn' put my piss-muffler in yo mouth,then you better not use your teeth.

by Mr. AvocadoMan June 14, 2020

Piss Rinse

After a man ejaculates he goes and takes a piss to rinse out the cum from his urethra.

The little pain you get peeing after you ejaculate. Thats the cum washing out of your dick.

Guy #1 Damn it hurt like shit when I pissed this morning

Guy #2 You masturbated last night before you went to bed didn't you?

Guy #1 Yes I did! How did you know?

Guy #2 Damn dude you got to "Piss Rinse" after you jack off so this shit doesn't happen you dumb fuck.

by BSUBeaver May 13, 2010