Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.
Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.
by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015
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name that tune!

When you have a massive shit brewing and produce an audio masterpiece by feathering your sphincter whilst expelling toxic fart gas from your colon.
Hey dude... *paaarrrrppp* Name that tune!!!
by KencoKid March 22, 2022
mugGet the name that tune!mug.

loop tune

Experiencing a loop tune is an odd and bothersome phenomenon. It is when a song is playing continually in your mind's listening room, and you want it to cease and desist. The song could be a pleasant one, but it is always then an unappreciated song. It can be triggered by an outside force, the audio feed on Gas Station TV, for example, or internally, perhaps by an errant childhood memory. There is seemingly nothing that can be done about the presence of a loop tune.
"I am about to lose my mind. I have had a loop tune running for three days straight now." complained the fair maiden. "Which song?" asked her suitor. "Mockingbird". "Oh, fuck, I'm sorry."
by ElCommissioner January 14, 2018
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multi-tune

tuning more than one bitch at once
to get into multiple pairs of pants.

The act of tuning is to be really nice to a girl and tune her so she is ready for you to make a move and not reject you

To be on the multitune usually requires skill and many different technologies. it is most successful when the girls dont know each other
On facebook chat
Boy: Hey babe
Girl: Hey
Boy: <3

Simultaneously

On Sext
Boy: Hey babe
Girl 2: Hey
Boy: <3

Boy 2: Whats doing?
Boy: Not much just on the multi-tune
Boy 2: Get some !
by McGanga April 13, 2011
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Poopy Tune

A song or a jingle that sounds super catchy, and makes you want to dance, but at the same makes you want to punch a hole in the wall. songs like this can include: "Intentions by Justin Bieber" or "Poolside Manner by 88rising".
omg this song is such a poopy tune it makes me burst out of laughter but it's so catchy.
this song is a poopy tune I hate it, but at the same time I want to keep listening.
by Ayladonasaurus May 16, 2020
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Trash Tunes

When a group of artists compose sick and dull tunes for a song.
The gang always do trash tunes. That’ why they are looked down.
by Moulish Rated - R Punk November 16, 2019
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