Floor Grabber

when you’re taking a massive or painful shit for example after eating taco bell and you feel trapped so you lean forward and grab the floor as if it will help

oh my got i just took such a massive shit, it was floor grabber level

by smellypewwbs May 5, 2022

Floor Turd

A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.

Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.

by E hates Q September 12, 2021

floor tits

When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps

can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth

by Floor tits August 23, 2020

Floor Beer

The common off-hours and/or overtime drink of choice for overworked IT personnel, so called because it's stored in the subfloor where the AC is piped into.

You want a floor beer while we wait for the disks to sync?

by BITG August 18, 2023

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

clear the floor

'clear the floor' is a term often used in jail/prison. Corrections staff call out 'clear the floor' to initiate a lockdown. When 'clear the floor' is called, all the inmates within earshot are to sprint to their cells, enter it, and close the door behind them. This is used during situations, such as fights, in which the corrections staff need to make sure all the inmates are secure.

*Fight breaks out in living unit*
Corrections Officer: "CLEAR THE FLOOR!"

Inmates: *sprint to their cell, go inside, close and secure the door behind them*

by JerryTheGod February 8, 2018

ground floor

The period in time when you begin dating or befriending an ugly duckling in high school or junior high school based on her potential to blossom into a hot piece of ass. When she does blossom, you will have an edge in a relationship with her because you were with her in her ugly years.

Tara would never have banged me as a senior, but since I got in on the "ground floor" and busted her hymen, she'll love me forever!

by Eman3737 November 29, 2004