bad couch

18 grams of mushrooms in a vitamin c smoothie split between four people and shit goes awry. used to describe a general wrongness
Dude 1: Wanna go to Chippendale's?
Dude 2: No Dude, BAD COUCH!
by RHProvus March 12, 2010
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Couch splitter

A women's leg is stretched up over the couch and the other foot is on the floor and the man is penetrating her hard from behind with one foot on the floor and one on the couch.
I am sorry I can't climb these stairs, my boyfriend gave me the couch splitter last night and I can barely ride the train to pound town
by Clitasplitaliss September 03, 2018
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Couch Mango

A Couch Mango is a project team member, located in a tropical locale, who has indeterminate skill, role or authority, but who fits in seamlessly with the locals and can tell you all the gossip within a week or two.

Often Couch Mangoes will become local legends, with individual acts of random altruism or demonstration of skill being retold in unlikely places, creating yet greater mystique and an aura of untapped capability.

Whilst the Couch Mangoes themselves prefer a low profile and just quietly help the project along, trusted colleagues tend to talk up these unusual incidents to all and sundry.
Do you know Bert? He has has only been up here in Townsville a week or two. I wasn't even sure of his name, but the taxi driver this morning told me that he's very skilled, and is helping him find a better job. I think he might be a right Couch Mango. Let's invite him out for a drink after work - he'll know where to get a good feed.
by Nafftastic January 18, 2013
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couch fire

An act of combustion that takes place either atop, or inside a couch. The couch burns, along with anyone unfortunate enough to be on the couch at the time, as everyone knows couches are fortresses that trap anyone from attempting to escape their impending doom.

Usually meant as an insult to one's intelligence.
"I hope you die in a couch fire with a bum trying to claw his way into your kidneys so he can use it for booze money."
by Juney814 August 15, 2007
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flipped the couch

When you are so angry, that you take your couch and flip it over.
Michael was so mad at Allen, he flipped the couch.
by Murkywater2 February 09, 2014
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Couch Gangsta

E-Thug, kids who run around on Playstation Home thinking they are real gangsta's just cause they watched a few episodes of gangland and listen to rap music.
I'm a G homie 5 poppin 6 droppin or ne other random gang reference usually used out of context and will deny being a couch gangsta
by WI_Romeo February 16, 2011
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Drop the couch

To mess something up royally or otherwise shart.
Give me two Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, no lettuce or tomatoes, add ketchup and mustard. And this time, don't drop the couch!
by Svelte January 30, 2008
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