sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)
Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?
by bruh421 July 21, 2024
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Tree Roofing

The act of building/placing a synthetic/organic christmas tree apon the roof of a public building.Then all members partake in shitting under the tree, leaving a hot steamy pile of gifts.
Ex: Dude we went tree roofing all night, Ive never shitted so much in my life.
by June & Legik December 13, 2010
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Santa Fe Sun Roof

When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
by JavianLost June 10, 2021
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Red Roof

A outhouse series in Philmont Scout Ranch and at other BSA camp grounds with open air "air conditioning", comes in many different models including ones with "Red roofs" typically has 2 holes in the ground separated with a door that's locked via rope that has a roof that's colored red making it easy to spot. There's also models with "blue" roofs these has complete open air conditioning that comes in seating variants like "Pilot and Co Pilot" and "Pilot and bombardier" One major rule is to NOT pee in them, it makes them get smelly. These are common at most camp sites unless your at a low impact camp then you have to use your pal Doug for your needs.
You: "Hey man I got to run down to the Red Roof I got a big one cooking up down below and I need a buddy."
Crewmate: "Man you just went!"
You: "Sorry I had the Chuckwagon chili tonight and im backed up"
by Jamesbomb17 September 06, 2022
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