noob

a total dumb ass. Someone who is lame and annoying to be around.

"You see that kid Bryce?"
"Yeah he's dumb af!"
"I know hes such a noob!"

by thatonegirl13 June 16, 2013

Noob

Someone who is new to the game. Usually a bad player.

Fireboy is a noob!

by Jety Wawoo July 28, 2012

noob

Nerds' word for "nerd".

nerd: Wow, you pathetic noob, you shan't see daylight fore I snipe you!

"noob": get a fucking life douche

by Red Le November 13, 2011

Noob

If you are looking this up then YOU ARE A NOOB!!

YOU ARE A NOOB

by ringer153 May 13, 2009

Left Noob

It is right next to Moosejaw, Saskatchewan.

Ryan Stiles: Have you ever heard of a place called Moosejaw, Saskatchewan?
Colin Mochrie: Isn't that right beside Left Noob?

by WLIIA July 9, 2010

noobing

degrading one's self identity to the point in which they believe that they are isolated from society

Bullying can be seen as a close friend to noobing.

by ultrabasshead September 3, 2008

noob

1. Someone who tries to do something the right way but makes a fool of themself.
Most people would say that it's short for newbie, but I don't agree with this. Noob is so much more fun and powerful to call someone than newbie.
2. Liberals.
3. A poser.

1. Jonny: Chris fell down the half pipe.
Me: What a noob.
2. People who want to save the lobsters but kill the babies must be noobs.
3. Jonny: Look at those preps trying to skate.
Me: Yeah, they must be noobs.

by pinkboy July 20, 2008