he owns the world, and all the people on it and controls the weather. he also turns off the sun at night. DONT FUCK WITH ME
by oliversdadwilleatu March 28, 2019
Get the oliver's dadmug. Situation: You've just had a hair cut.
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
Dad Joke: What happened to you son? Had a run-in with a lawn mower?!
by Bunny January 20, 2004
Get the Dad Jokemug. by Rick June 6, 2004
Get the My Dadmug. A complete douche bag that gets the news of his ex girlfriend who he once said meant the world to them pregnant, runs like a track star once they realize they have a responsibility they have to take care; chooses with a clear mind to date their ex and not being involved in the unborn child being at all.
by loyal_girl April 30, 2013
Get the Deadbeat Dadmug. (v.) to eat other people's leftovers after having your own meal, by embodying the spirit of a paternal figure and eating more food than you normally would to avoid wasting said food.
This behavior is most often displayed by a dad at a restaurant when other family members have food left on their plate, but also extends to the average weeknight dinner table, snacks, ingredients for a meal, or beverages. This behavior is not solely limited to dads either, and may be exhibited by any person regardless of gender, orientation, or current number of children.
This behavior is most often displayed by a dad at a restaurant when other family members have food left on their plate, but also extends to the average weeknight dinner table, snacks, ingredients for a meal, or beverages. This behavior is not solely limited to dads either, and may be exhibited by any person regardless of gender, orientation, or current number of children.
a) "I'm going to dad up on this leftover bolognese."
b) "We've run out of taco shells, so it's time to dad up and eat this extra taco meat and shredded lettuce."
c) "I can't finish my beer. Do you want to dad up on it?" "Sure, but let me finish mine first."
b) "We've run out of taco shells, so it's time to dad up and eat this extra taco meat and shredded lettuce."
c) "I can't finish my beer. Do you want to dad up on it?" "Sure, but let me finish mine first."
by iced_vovo_hmasscdbb October 21, 2018
Get the dad upmug. by tpr.2 December 20, 2017
Get the Cool Dadmug. by your dad u haven't seen November 14, 2019
Get the your dadmug.