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mypantsrwet.net

A website demonstrating multiple ways to wet your pants in a very pornographic way. Some of these demonstrations include large amounts of urination, the casual ejaculation or the occasional vagina juice spill.
On mypantsrwet.net they must have a Janitor on standby!
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net tester

A CEO or company employee that goes abroad to check on company assets. The factory that made your phone had suicide nets. We like to call them brake time mega trampolines.
I just got a e-mail from the net tester we sent to check up on our assets in China.
by iriegypsy November 6, 2014
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net cred

The nerd equivalent of street cred. It is essentially a person's trustworthiness (or 'cred' for 'credibility') as someone who knows what's up on the Internet. The fewer degrees of separation one has from the cradles of new developments - such as following the right accounts on Twitter, being there when the very first incarnation of a new meme-to-be ever got posted on an imageboard, etc. - the more net cred one has. Essentially: a qualitative measure of one's experience with or knowledge of the Internet as a community at large.
You got 10k followers on Twitter because of your cyber news channel on YouTube? Boy, I guess you must legit have a lot of net cred with quite a few of people then, huh?
by minagica November 29, 2015
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Mom Net

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.
by It's Juan August 19, 2016
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Freshhotness.net

Freshhotness.net is a gay blogosphere and website to view gay males and their sexual exploits. There are chat room s and the website I found in my browser that my ex husband subscribed to.
I like to look at freshhotness.net online.
by johnsexwife December 30, 2016
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The net is coming off the pegs

Me: How are you doing?
Him: The net is coming off the pegs.
by Glue Gun November 30, 2017
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net jew

Gay or lesbian Jewish figure
Or a person who does not support net neutrality due to money
by Killingmyslef6000 December 20, 2017
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