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Nelson, New Zealand

Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.

Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.

Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
by KeisterShaker007 December 18, 2023
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Nelson

Women who sleep with your boyfriend when you're on a break.
The Nelson's are pissed that we got back together.
by Marymary80 October 11, 2020
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Chloe Nelson

Sexy ass girl with sexy tits and a really nice ass. Super funny and really cute. Clingy, but adorable so it’s fine. If you get your hands on a Chloe Nelson, die. She’s mine😤😤
Woah that girl is hot as fuck!

Yeah, that’s Chloe Nelson, the hottest girl in the world!
by CommanderWeeb November 9, 2021
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Nelson Ivan

He is The Man. The real all in one.

He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.

I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.

Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
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nelson

A broken and or uncooked noodle.
These noodles are nelson, throw them out and make more please.
by Cían January 6, 2019
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Olivia Nelson

One of the dumbest fuckers I know. She dated some Afro clown who looks like a chimpunk squirrel and liked her best friend then her best friends brother then her best friends step brothers brother. So obviously a fucking slut. She’s also annoying and hasn’t even held hands with a guy. What a gay ass.
Oh hey are you Olivia Nelson -person
Oh yeah-Olivia

Fuck your whack-person
by Idk breh October 8, 2019
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Nelson

This is based off the Nelson I know😂

Nelson is very short and extreeeeeemly sweet and he looks adorable...when u first meet him you think he's Innocent but he has a dirty mind...he is also extreemly smart...he's not that attractive but he looks like the type to have a glow up. Nelson is one of the best friends you can ever meet...you can't get bored of him...he may not be cute but you might fall in love with him you never know :)
Of you meet someone named Nelson keep him in your life.
by Unknown 0.0 January 4, 2020
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