Small city in the Tasman region if New Zealand at the top of the South Island. Known for some of the sunniest weather in the country, and the Sealord headquarters and not much else.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Lots of Poms, dope smoking bogans, and miserable hippie/alternative types hang about here and the small minded opinions of the locals will leave you feeling like an outsider.
Please don't waste your time and visit Nelson.
Alana: "I'm moving to Nelson, New Zealand with my son next month. Time for a change"
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
Brett: Good luck with that mate, I've heard Nelson if full of lowifes and miserable hippies.
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