Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
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I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.
by Mark7791 April 13, 2011
Get the Sports-Bookersmug. by domster April 26, 2006
Get the sports sockmug. A predominantly competitive (comparison or self-evaluative) activity within which the participant is subjected to natural or unusual physical demands. Moreover, an unsuccessful outcome is likely to result in the injury or fatality of the participant, in contrast to non-extreme sport. -Cohen, Baluch and Duffy
by Cohen, Baluch and Duffy 2018 October 31, 2018
Get the Extreme Sportmug. by Kirimia April 12, 2020
Get the national sportmug. someone who has a drive and passion for sports but also loves their asshole eaten out. most likely a guy, exploring his true sexually .
by passionate77 November 19, 2019
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