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Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 29, 2021
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Mudslide

When a Milky Way (or equal nougat type candy bar) is placed in an anus and then eaten out of the anus it becomes called a mudslide.

(This may also be know in some circles as the "Dirty Torrez." The two are synonymous.)
Lets take this to another level with a mudslide.

Who wants to mudslide with me?
I had a great mudslide last night.

MUDSLIDE UPGRADE!!!
by ECJEDI May 19, 2014
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Rumpelstiltskin mudslide

Taking a large number of laxitives then sitting on top of another persons head as they let a slide of chocolate rain down on the person on the bottom. The person on the top then does bicycle kicks on the bottom persons body to spray liquid shit everywhere.
That bitch is crazy, she tried to Rumpelstiltskin mudslide me.
by charazarding champion January 24, 2025
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Chilean Mudslide

When a new player in Destiny repeatedly and quickly squats up and down(teabags) over a higher light power player asserting dominance over the downed player.
“Tyler, hurry up and give Mike a Chilean Mudslide before he revives himself!”
by DribbleDribble August 16, 2022
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Mississippi Mudslide

The Mississippi Mudslide, is a sexual activity wherein there are two participants, Swiper, and Dora (a reference to the popular children's cartoon Dora the Explorer) In preparation for the act, the Dora must go exactly 3 months and 4 minutes without wiping their ass. The Dora then entirely engulfs their ass cheeks in moisturiser before laying on a bench press at an incline of exactly 52.56 degrees. The Swiper then inserts their penis or strap-on between these two soft pillows, perpendicular to the Dora's rectum before "swiping" their genitals up and down through the ass crack as though they are swiping a credit card. The Dora is then obligated to say "Swiper, no-swiping!" at the exact moment that they climax.

This entire act must be performed while making eye-contact with Henry Cavill over facetime, specifically from the Synder cut of Justice League.

There is a variant of this called the Croatian Credit Card, wherein orange juice is used instead of moisturiser. The Canadian Credit Card variant, wherein maple syrup is used. Additionally, there is the Russian Rim-Master™ Variant wherein vodka is used in place of moisturiser and a third participant is rimming the Swiper during the act. This third participant is known as the "Rim-Master™"
"Hey Frederick, want to come to the barbeque on Wednesday, we can do the Mississippi Mudslide!"
"No thanks, Josh, I prefer the Slovakian Traffic Cone!"
by Rimmulus the Wise April 2, 2024
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Electric Mudslide

When you’re having repetitive farts that sound wet and then turn out to be sharts and bouts of diarrhea.
“Hold on Sid, I’m about to ::let’s out a long rumbling wet fart::…oh crap that was an Electric Mudslide!” ::proceeds to run to the bathroom to finish on the toilet and then shower::
by rara yehyeh January 8, 2023
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Jamaican Mudslide

When you (yes you) travel to the nearest stream or creek where a man defecates upon the woman (or other man)'s forehead. You then go swimming in the body of water using it as a bath.
Me and Jessica tried out a jamaican mudslide the other day, It was sick!
by Skibidi Sigma 25765 February 5, 2025
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