bens mouse

Bens so called 'mouse' is his tiny dick

Bens mouse looks like a doorbell

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Danger Mouse

Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.

I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.

by Danger___Mouse February 14, 2022

Mouse fart

In baseball a topper, backside bloop base hit, or shallow fly ball...

Fuck Methodist... They tried to beat us with mouse farts

by Hu$$ January 30, 2017

Lil mouse

A term to express great amounts of hahas. like lil mouses squirming around forcing the laugh to come out. it beats lol and lmao in text because lil mouse is superior.

That was so funny Lil mouse

by Lilwaters December 21, 2022

Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

Cookie Mouse

Someone who asks for more than what was already given to them

In the movie School of Rock, Jack Black’s character, Dewey Finn, was a cookie mouse because he mooched off his roommate, Ned for free rent

by MinDATucker March 22, 2022

Mouse Kisses

A homophonic version of "masochism".

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.

by deadmemory July 10, 2019