Splatty Matty

Splatty Matty is an entity and a force of nature that everyone fears. It strikes fear into the hearts of all mortal men/women. Hanging out behind the dumpsters of almost any liquor or beer store it can find he tries to entice minors into doing sexual favours for the purchase of alcohol. No sexual act is too disgusting or depraved for Splatty Matty. Even incest with his own mother. There have been many imitation Splatty Mattys but the true Splatty Matty can not be replaced. If you encounter Splatty Matty there is nothing you can do but give up all hope. He will terrorize you even in your dreams. Which he quickly turns to nightmares with his callous disregard for sexual harassment, his disgusting sexual advancements, his lack of discrimination on his targets, and the fact that he talks in the third person. You can try running but the Splatty Matty always gets what he wants.....

Emerges from behind dumpster-“Hey there kids! You lookin to get some wobbly pops?!? Well Splatty Matty would love to help you get that sweet liquid courage nectar for ya..... but first you have to swallow all of Splatty Mattys sweet sweet nectar uhhh yeahhh huhuhuh......”

by Booridley March 10, 2020

missing matty hours

when you miss matty because he is perfect and the best boyfriend ever. at this time you just want to hug him, cuddle him, hold his hand, and kiss him. he makes you the happiest ever, gives you endless butterflies, and can put a smile on ur face in an instant. this can occur at any time.

“Oh it’s 3am and I could be cuddling Matty right now, I guess it’s missing Matty hours.”

by shmoneyybunnyy March 26, 2020

Fatty Matty Poem

Fatty Matty 😊

Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs

Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl

Fatty Matty wanks off chicks

he defo has a small inverted dick

~ Kloe *****
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The beautiful Fatty Matty Poem was created by Kloe ***** when she got called a cancer patient.

by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020

Princess mott

Cringe British YouTuber, used to be a Gacha YouTuber, now an anything YouTuber, mostly a fnaf / dsaf YouTuber,

Person 1: do you watch Princess Mott?
Person 2: ha no she's so cringe.

by Stupid piss poo October 9, 2020

Mighty Monty

A gorgeous man who resembles the characteristics of a renaissance statue. A caring man who lives near the forest with his two dogs and loves pasta. A man that is great to have a chat with at the dispense of 10 beers instead of 1.

Did you see Mighty Monty the other night?

by The assjuice companion July 1, 2022

Tommy Mott

Tommy Mott, also often referred to as Mongrel Tott, is usually a man with an oversized penis and early extension in his golf swing. He will only go for girls called Faye and often find himself crying in his room because he is all square. Mr Mott will also have the most attractive Mother in comparison to that of his friends’, however that does not deter him from carrying 7 iron 128 yards.

Jamie: I’ve hit gap wedge, what club you taking Tommy Mott?
Tommy: I love cock up the arse and drilling Faye up the shitter, so I’ll pull out 7 iron here mate.

by WillyHunterTrapstar69 April 20, 2023

Pulling A Monty

Where you get really drunk like so drunk you are vomiting in bags by the end of the night but beforehand are absolutely hilarious and are singing surprisingly on key considering you're so drunk and being asked questions only to reply with yeah yeah and a thumbs up.

Me- Monty when are you thinking of going home ?
Monty- Yeah (Y)
Me- Oh dear god he's Pulling A Monty

by HollyDolly93 July 12, 2010