Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.

Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"

by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026

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Arctic Ice Mosquito

1. n. Complete and utter nonsense.
2. n. Total fabrication.
3. n. Horseshit.

Ed: Dude, did you know my scrotum is big enough to wear as a hat?

Ted: Arctic Ice Mosquitoes, man.

by ChefsSurprise July 10, 2011

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Australian Bullfighting Mosquito

The Australian Bullfighting Mosquito is a notoriously dangerous and invasive species of mosquito found along the East coast of Australia. They are known to travel alone and typically reside in forest areas. They are one of the most dangerous species of mosquito as they are fatally poisonous and trick victims by their fly like appearance.

When we saw an Australian Bullfighting Mosquito while camping we dropped our belongings and ran

by Fijiwateramigo January 2, 2024

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That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023

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