Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.

Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.

by yomom6687 August 27, 2014

che-mistry

The preaching of chemistry during science lessons with substitute teacher ya

Today we are learning about che-mistry. It sucks.

by bringbackthestrawssupporter September 10, 2018

Aryan Mistry

A guy who sucks big juicy dicks. A eunuch who is a 🐍.

Sangram is the most prestige Aryan Mistry.

by Edwin Jose February 6, 2019

om mistry

He loves jason singhs big penis

om mistry is gay

by ieataas May 29, 2019

Om Mistry

Cutest & Tuffest brown nigga to ever do it that youll meet. With a big ass penis

Ayo its that nigga Om Mistry, he got bali?

by JFKCVhron May 29, 2019

Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.

I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.

by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020

Invisible mistresses

Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.

The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.

by Solid Mantis July 18, 2020