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Surprise Mustache

The phenomenon of meeting a person in a masked setting and developing a rapport, only to be blindsided by their naked face being adorned with a stache.
Dude I saw professor jenkins maskless yesterday
Surprise mustache?
Surprise mustache.
by Amanda_Likes_Plants January 19, 2022
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Mexican Mustache

Mexico is country in which wearing a mustache is a popular choice of facial hairstyle. The mustache is wore typically having hair only on the upper lip. This can very on thickness and length.
He has a nice Mexican Mustache, especially when he keeps it trimmed.
by JJGotti December 10, 2022
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Danish Mustache

Eating hollandaise sauce from the vagina of a dead hooker, resulting in a neat Mustache of hollandaise sauce and decomposition fluids
Jason started collecting Danish mustaches due to his love of dead hookers and hollandaise sauce.
by Dongkik666 December 11, 2022
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silly mustache

A term used for a bad guy that people would say, “want to kill baby ______ “ and for some reason most people would say no since they are psychopaths.
Hey the man with the silly mustache looks so sick!
by Oldefrog March 5, 2023
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Mumbai Mustache

When you are fucking an Indian man or woman in the ass then you pull out and give her a mustache with the shit on your dick
That's the guy that gave me a Mumbai Mustache. I never want to have shit on my lip again.
by LesteerTheMolester August 5, 2023
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Texas Milk Mustache

Become texas is such a large start, the milk mustache refers to a long distance cumshot facial. It results in a dense layer of semen all on the upper lip.
I've got such good aim that i gave her a texas milk mustache from 15 feet away.
by Urban Dictionary 3.14159666 October 7, 2016
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truffle butter mustache

When you get truffle butter above your lips after doing ass to mouth blowjob
He left her with a truffle butter mustache after going ATM
by littlepigs September 21, 2020
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