Minnesota Style

When you bring a girl from Missouri to Minnesota and use ice cycles as sex toys.
Bro! Get the ice cycles, we’re going Minnesota style!
by MinnesotaStyle December 30, 2021
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Minnesota sex change

It's when a male is in a cold climate (like Minnesota) goes outside to pee and his penis retracts into his body, do to the cold.
Hey man I had to take a piss, but a Minnesota sex change stopped that from happening.
by Drewbiepoo February 13, 2021
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minnesota poptart

It has rarely been successfully completed due to requiring immense flexibility and stamina, but is the best position for sex while driving.

Variants include frosted and unfrosted. Most favored variant is the Frosted cherry poptart.
Last week, I heard someone died attempting the Minnesota Poptart.
by Master (Beta 1.3) November 13, 2014
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Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North
I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!
by Hawksinger November 02, 2019
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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 18, 2022
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minnesota vikings

he’s probably the minnesota vikings
by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023
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Minnesota Vikings

The Minnesota Vikings are the best team in the NFC. Their team is lead by a fucktard known as Brad Chilress.
The minnesota vikings would have made it to the super bowl if it wasn't for brad childress
by Aperson633 June 06, 2018
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