Minnesota Windmill

The act of unleashing your biggest, wettest fart in your girl's face and then fanning the fumes by waving your penis around in a circle.

Debra said she wasn't in the mood. That all changed after I gave her a Minnesota Windmill.

by CorylnTheHouse December 2, 2016

Minnesotan Snow Cone

The act of eating a snow cone consisting of snow that has been pissed on by a husky in Minnesota.

"Hey bro you wanna get some ice cream"?
"Nah I already ate, I had a Minnesotan Snow Cone".

by tmelliott3 April 4, 2017

Minnesota Threeway

When you and a friend take turns having sex with the same person

Me and Rachel had a Minnesota threeway with that bartender last night

by The Aluminum Monster April 22, 2017

minnesota rumbler

When you put popcorn kernels up someone's butt, followed by a blowdryer and then once the kernels have popped a sexual partner eats them out of the butt.

My boyfriend convinced me to try a Minnesota rumbler last night. I think one is still in there.

by C@1eeB September 29, 2017

Minnetopkins

Minnetopkins is the shortened answer to provide if asked where you are/where you’re from and you’re in the little area where you’re unsure if you’re in Minnetonka, MN or Hopkins, MN.

Asked: “Where are you from?”
Answer: “I’m from Minnetopkins.”

by jbentup February 3, 2018

Minnesota Sandwich

When a man takes a shit in the girl’s pussy and then he sticks his dick inside of her and creampies her then he takes his shit and cum covered dick and then violently jerks off onto the girl’s face and shit and cum will get all over her face. Then the guy licks all of the shit and cum off of her face and then he carpet munches the girl and he then vommits inside of her. Then he sticks back in and goes for another round!

Adrian: Do u wanna get laid?
Chanel: give me a minnesota sandwich!
Adrian: woah girl u nasty!

by Fukface18 June 12, 2018

minnesota street sweeper

The act of using your beard to clean off your lady friends back before ejaculating on it, in effect "sweeping the street"

Bob: Ufda....So you went on a date with my sister last night....
Darrell: Don't worry, I was a total gentleman. I gave her the Minnesota Street Sweeper before I finished don't cha know....

by BeardedAsshole October 11, 2018