Mini-wheat

A person who looks completely attractive from behind, but much to your dismay, upon seeing their face, you realize they are ugly after all.

This name originated from a small town in western Pennsylvania, when a man known only as "DPM" thought of this term. The term is an adapted metaphor for the actual cereal, because although one side is sweet and frost, they other side is bland and grainy.

"She had an amazing ass, but when she turned around, I realized she was a mini-wheat."

by Smarto May 2, 2006

mini-midget

The definition of a short and extremely stupid human being. Because of their small build, their minds are not as strong as those of normal human beings, making them super dumb. Of course, stupidity is not their only feature, they are known for their unbelievable height. How short they are is what I mean. It;s like you take a Hobbit and subtract the height of a giant from it. Negative.

Wow Angelas such a mini-midget just look at her waddle!

by lohyehmohyeh1345769 June 14, 2018

mini cheddars

really yummy snack

“why does nathan not like mini cheddars they are the best?!”

by brickarmstrong September 18, 2020

Mini Nejian

The followers of Mini Neji from Naruto. They believe him to be their lord savior and they pray to him all the time.

I love Mini Neji so much he's so adorable. I may be a Mini Nejian!

by G.Y.Miya February 22, 2021

Mini mikae1a

Shortest person on earth. 4’5

I’m 5’9 nah she’s 4’5 right mini mikae1a

by Random minion February 14, 2022

mini golf

1. The slang (code) term for describing the act of making out or kissing.

Billy: Hey man, i totally went mini golfing with Sarah yesterday.

Jimbo: Nice dude, right on!!!

by Derka and HelmUt September 28, 2005

mini shocker

When a girl can't handle the regular shocker; its the mini version of its counter part. using thumb and pinky only half way out of the fist. And you have to yell MINI SHOCKA!

Amanda: Jessie cannot handle the shocker, what should I do?

Bobby: Give her the Mini Shocker, it may work better!

by Rose Brothers February 4, 2008