miami effect

When you visit or move to Miami and by doing so, surrounding yourself in the Miami environment ends up increasing your income, aura, and status. It’s the idea that you ultimately become a glorified version of yourself

Bro I was only in Miami for 1 week and I could feel the Miami effect taking over me. It was sick

by above average sneakerhead June 16, 2025

Miami Math

The uncanny arithmetic of life in Miami: finding yourself in the right place at the wrong time, or the wrong place at the right time, where luck, chaos, and destiny are always working the same equation.

Miami Math is ending up at a party you weren’t invited to, and meeting someone who changes your life.

by G2evera August 11, 2025

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

Miami sober

doing drugs only on the weekend

“i need to get miami sober before art basel”
“mmw made me go miami sober winter”

by sailor manic January 2, 2026

Miami Pencil Shaving

A Miami Pencil Shaving is the act of shaving of ones foreskin with a pencil sharpener and forcefully shoving the shaved foreskin down your partners throat as you feed them your smegma.

Michael: Hows your love life?

James: It’s amazing! My wife let me do a Miami Pencil Shaving with her!

by Kennedy Diaz January 9, 2026

Miami Monday Money

It’s like normal Monday money, expect it’s doubled. We in Miami bitch.

Like Monday money but in Miami. Miami Monday money.

by anonymous February 3, 2025

Miami Slut Tattoo

A tattoo most often placed on hidden or abstract places such as armpits, inside the mouth or at bottom of the feets.

Commonly used by ladies of the night and unaware teenage girls

Jenny just got her brand new Miami Slut Tattoo inside her armpits

by Og locos June 9, 2024