meth pig

That person, guy or girl, that comes over uninvited at 8am, smokes all your shit all day long with you finally leaving at 3am the next day, only hungry for the next innocent victim. These savage beasts can not be tamed. No amount of shit in the world quells their hunger. They can smoke a quarter ounce straight and still want more.

guy1: "I thought you had like 5 grams left."

guy2: " I did but meth pig Johnny came over yesterday."

guy1: "That explains everything."

by Longtails October 26, 2011

meth

short for Methamphetamine.

by myst September 24, 2002

methadonian shuffle

The swaying, unsteady walk practiced by most methadonians after getting their dose and other pills they take along with it. Most of these pills aren't prescribed. Often accompanied by feet dragging and mumbling incoherently, usually to someone that has since left the room at least 20 minutes ago.

Corey was doing the "methadonian shuffle" today; I tried to talk to her but I couldn't follow the conversation. Methadone methadonian heroin pills drug addict methadone barbie methadoner benzos

by cuddleworm July 28, 2012

No Meth Friday

On Friday meth is prohibited you may look at it and jerk your cock to how beautiful it is but you may not consume the meth or there is consequences. This is known as “No Meth Friday”. As the famous Scott Loveless says, “As good meth is you never fucking do it”.

Nigger: “Oh I want some METH”

Lance Phillips: “It is “No Meth Friday” fucking nigger you can’t have meth.

Nigger: I will just do bath salt then

Lance Phillips: Don’t do bath salt on “No Bath Salt Saturday” bitch.

by negro500 November 10, 2019

crystal meth

white people crack- more comonly known as ice.
some white peopel call the effect spinning.. i call it sheity.

"yo dude,i was all hopped up on crystal meth last nite n i fucked my dog!"

by ernesto rodriguez September 28, 2005

meth pipe

a hollow glass bulb, with an extruding shaft, used for vaporizing methamphetamine or crystal meth, in order to inhale the vapor for its stimulating properties

Yeah bro, I woke up in a puddle of natty ice with a sore butthole, last fucking thing I remember from that party was doing shots of Jager and hitting my meth pipe with the bros.

by GhettoBlaster69 January 29, 2012

meth

An abbreviation for methamphetamine, a central-nervous system stimulant, marketed in the U.S. under the name "Desoxyn". It is also smoked in the form of freebase methamphetamine (crystal meth) or snorted in a hydrochloride or adulterated form (crank). When smoked, the rush is similar to that of cocaine, but lasts around 6 hours. When snorted, the rush sucks, your nose burns like fuck, and you come down quickly.

Never waste good meth by snorting it.

by Jesus Christ was a Crack Addict January 20, 2005