metahs

real ass nigga that gets cuts by brandon currington

yo did u hear? metahs was clapping sevens mother again

by realfuckingniggamane March 12, 2023

Metahate

To Metaphorically hate on someone online. Meditating is done in a peaceful manner and is considered a bitch tactic.Metahating is done in a peaceful yet peaceful cunty manner. Little bitches will use this tactic to avoid social media bans.

Joseph Kline got stomped out the other day SB. I heard he was metahating and SB caught him slippin at the store. I bet he don’t metahate again.

by TINFOIL HEAD May 29, 2023

MeatShield

When your mate utters a statement so unfunny/awkward every stops and looks around in disbelief, gradually building up to everyone bursting out in laughter

Wow, it's like a MeatShield except it shoots back, (everyone stops and stares at one another, then after about 15 seconds everyone bursts into laughter)

by NAT3NAT3NATE May 31, 2023

meatsha

A big ol shit that happens as a result of eating large amounts of meat. One is typically constipated for hours or days before hand. Passing a meatsha can be extremely painful as they are commonly dense and hard.

Man I didn't shit for two days after our big BBQ, and when I did it almost filled the whole bowl! Biggest meatsha of my life.

by bigonionz August 27, 2023

metaphysical therapist

A person who has spent years studying the human patterns but doesn't want to get a degree in therapy and also practices holistic healing. A person who desires to help the human race exist. Dana Abbott created this to help her friends and fellow humans to be better versions of themselves. She has a lot of knowledge and wants to share. She uses crystals, tarot cards, palmistry, art, cooking and many other medias to help heal the heart and soul and find humbleness and balance.

Dana is a Metaphysical therapist, it's like a life coach but instead of direction like a life coach it's healing the whole body to be better version of themselves.

by Luna Fulever September 12, 2023

Metaphorty

any analogous prose or artistic expression addressing reparations relative to Black Americans.

I wrote this Metaphorty which is also a Metashorty, poem to recite on MLK Day:

Pour our libations

We have travelled four hundred five annuals
we are tired and parched
We have protested and cried
Seen our kind die
We have sweated and bled
Seeded and tread
Built walls and streets all over this land

Risen from ashes

Revived and Rebuilt

Voted, paid taxes
All while being strung toe tagged and called ratchet yet
We have demonstrated excellence in every way
In every arena
On every stage
We are beyond frustration

The next mode is rage

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by Zetta Baby February 8, 2024

Metaphorty

any analogous expression through artistic expression addressing reparations relating to Black Americans.

I wrote a Metaphorty to recite at open mic night for MLK Day the piece was under 3 minutes and the crowd loves it.

by Zetta Baby February 8, 2024