getting Melissa'd

the act of being in a very short relationship with a girl named Melissa. most Melissa's do this a lot.

guy 1: hey did you hear about Alan?
guy 2: yeah he got Melissa'd.
guy 1: I feel so bad for the guy.
guy 2: all of our friends keep getting Melissa'd!

by slmslmslm September 4, 2013

Dirty Melissa

When a friend comes out of the room after having sex, takes the condom off, and slaps you square in the face with it.

I cant believe Chris gave me a dirty melissa yesterday!

by Drtrucks11 May 28, 2019

lil melissa

Lil Melissa will ruin your entire life. A karma in a sense. Once you have unleashed the lil Melissa in someone, you will surely suffer immensely.

Don't make the lil Melissa come out.

by Kcclose June 28, 2018

Pulling a Melissa

When one is giving a blowjob and they gag and throw up on the victim.

Stefani:Anything interesting happen last weekend?

Emily:Yeah, my sister was giving TJ a blowjob for the first time and he pushed on her head and she threw up on him.

Melissa:I'm not the first girl to ever do that!

Stefani:But you are the first to tell someone!

Emily:Yeah I think almost every girl has come close to Pulling a Melissa!

by Stefani Lawley May 6, 2010

dirty melissa

When a girl is beating you off with a ridiculous amount of vaseline in the back of a taxi. Then gives you a blow job while the gobs of vaseline run over her lips and face.

Aye you skeeeeyuuuu that bitch gave me a dirty melissa after the bar last night, her name wasn't even melissa.

by DocMc November 8, 2015

a melissa

When a girl you haven't known very long drives her dad's truck over to your house, parks outside on the side side street and proceeds to suck your dick in the backseat.

It's gonna be a good Friday bro, I'm getting a Melissa tonight!

by nadayabiz June 1, 2016

messy melissa

A sloppy diamond

She one gorgeous messy melissa

by LissyZ March 31, 2020