Matty Healy

look at the RAT 💜

Matty Healy is low key kinda fine I get where you were coming from taylor but RAT 💜

by Mamawaffles July 13, 2024

matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024

mattyhealyanti

Beautiful amazing princess, sexy sweet goddess and funny and gorgeous!

Wow u lokk like maz mattyhealyanti
Thank you!! Thats such a compile!! Fitter than kendal jenner!

by Mattyhealyanti September 13, 2023

Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

Matty

Will likely projectile poo in your closet.

Matty has a dead cat.

by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023

Martyn Quintero

The man who inspired the hit "Shine Bright Like A Diamond."

On a crisp autumn day in LA, Rihanna faced a flat tire, frustrated with the manual and tools. Martyn Quintero, a UPS engineer, noticed her distress and offered help. As he fixed the tire, he shared his journey from humble beginnings to success at UPS's engineering department. Rihanna, intrigued by his passion, learned about his relentless work ethic and determination. Inspired, she invited Martyn for coffee, expressing admiration for his story. This encounter inspired "Shine Bright Like A Diamond," a tribute to Martyn and their unexpected friendship. The song celebrated his brilliance, reminding us that inspiration can arise in unexpected places.

by SillyStorySculpter January 5, 2024

matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.

Quit matting my guy.

by texasrot January 21, 2024