mattdan

The stage where a man transforms into a state where nothing makes sense. All that comes out is pure passion and rubbish. Normally can tell a person has reached mattdan state by a unquie laugh.

He has reached mattdan state

by Fmustang November 23, 2021

Matea

the sweetest person you could meet, if she actually cares about you in a special way, she focuses on things that don't really make her happy, overworks herself because she wants to fit people's expectations, even though she's absolutely perfect the way she is. Matea is someone you could rely on, but doesn't actually give you advice on anything, just comforts you, and tells you what's right and what's wrong for you, because she wants the best for you and she never wants to see you hurt, she is an amazing person with the sweetest heart, but doesn't certainly know how to express her feelings, unless she's actually truly inlove with you, really flirty, and just cool in general, a person that's worth loving.

she's an amazing person, must be a Matea.

by annathesigma February 6, 2022

nug matter

the remaining smoke able chunks left at the bottom of the bowl after you blow off a layer of ash

zany;hey pack another bowl
fred;hold up there's some nug matter let me Finnish it off

by xanythegreat August 18, 2011

civil matter

Anything that police can not get in the middle of. Such as custody battles, divorces, or anything that doesn't involve a crime.

sorry sir you will need to talk to your lawyer due to this being a civil matter.

by agilk March 16, 2016

subject matter asshole

1) Someone hired as a domain expert who clearly knows less about the topic then you, or that you have failed to realize that the actual domain is "charging the customer as much as possible". 2) An unbearably obnoxious and condescending SME.

That consultant who produced that flowchart is clearly a subject matter asshole

by BostonGhost July 30, 2017

La’Martéas

The most amazing man in the whole world. He is most likely a very intelligent, one of a kind type of guy. He will do whatever he can to make sure that the people he loves are treated with the upmost respect. He is super attractive and very funny. Anyone would be lucky to have a La’Martéas.

I would love to be La’Martéas! He is a one of a kind guy!

by Anonpge13 February 10, 2019

sweetcorn malteaser

A hard, spherical lump of excrement, roughly the same size as a malteaser, ejected from the human anus with the assistance of gas from a fart.

Possibly into one’s underwear into the case of a shart. Or into a toilet bowl, possibly causing splash back due to the energy of the gaseous assistance.

Hold on lads I think I’ve just shot a sweetcorn malteaser into my kecks!

Fucking hell Dave have you just Cat 5’d trap 3 with a sweetcorn malteaser!

by Careless Winsper September 15, 2019