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Mark David Chapman

The single biggest, saddest sack of shit alive in all of the Americas today. He is the fat loony fucker that shot and killed John Lennon, one of the greatest songwriters to date. He did so because supposedly Jesus and "The Catcher in the Rye" told him to.
Jay: You know who's the biggest douche bag ever?
Mike: Mark David Chapman?
Jay: Absolutely!
by ReverendSaintReverend July 7, 2009
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Mark Cuban

I wish my team was owned by Mark Cuban, we would win more games
by DiamondRio February 18, 2010
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Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.
by Tmagnet May 30, 2006
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Can i buy a question mark?

A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"
Teacher: What is a detriment of space reconnaissance?

Student: Can i buy a question mark?
by Sizzle15 April 21, 2011
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Mark

The greatest guy you'll ever meet. Super sexy and knows how to take care of his lady. A hard nut to crack but once you do he is the sweetest man in the world that you could never give up. Mark is the type of man you would do anything for and wish to spend your life with. He is the epitome of the perfect man: caring, protective, providing, intelligent, fearless, kind, hard working, athletic. A true Mark is hard to find so once you have him, never let him go. Best kisser whose lips make you tingle every time. Fireworks.
You are lucky to find the perfect man, his name is Mark.
by lil_mel_mel_87 November 22, 2011
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Dirty Mark

Wearing only a football helmet while dead horsing a girl passed out on the couch after a late night dance party
If you don't stay awake, Asstor Troy will Dirty Mark you after taking your ass off.
by Rooms July 22, 2006
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marf

An acronym, short for "Modifications and Additions to Reactor Facilities." It is the name of a prototype reactor plant run by the U.S. Navy and the Department of Energy, located in upstate New York. It is a disastrous cluster-fuck of a Destroyer's engine room (surface ship's steam plant) and a S5W/S7G primary plant (fast-attack submarine's reactor plant), which results in nothing making any sense at all, and everything breaking constantly. According to a rumor I just heard, a large primary-to-secondary leak recently occurred and the plant is going to be shut down forever.

Also means, "Make another round, fucker!" and is said to someone who's sitting around, on watch, not using their time the way they're supposed to (bullshitting, not paying attention to equipment/machinery).
Person A: What plant are you in? S8G?
Person B: MARF :(
Person A: *shivers* I'm sorry man.
by Sarpedon June 20, 2006
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