marcus machine

it's the marcus machine
get into the goddamn marcus machine
by scopophobicc August 23, 2021
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Claw Machine

Everybody says that claw machines are rigged, and yes, of course they are thats how the owners make money! but they do still take some skill. When people play the claw machine and drop the claw in a terrible spot they will call it rigged. If you line the claw up well you can still win from it. For claw machines with more expensive prices in them, they have payouts rates, payout rates are how much money people need to put in before the machine lets you win, if there is something that costs $200 dollars in a claw machine then obviously it will be rigged but it will let you win once enough money is put in that the owner is making a good profit. But the claw machines with the cheap stuffed animals inside are rigged but the payout rate will be very low, so you can win probably at least 1 in 10 tries.
Claw machines are fun
by Haroold November 18, 2018
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venderial machine

A person who knowingly provides std's to unknowing victims via any orifice. This usually occurs on a consistent basis and involves small amounts of money. Most victims become venderial machines as well.
Sharey is the biggest venderial machine I have ever seen....Joe got three diseases in one session. He in turn gave herpes to Ron and John.
by Ushna Bling July 06, 2015
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bubble machine

Somebody who flouts the rules on household bubbling by forming multiple bubbles with whoever they want, whenever they want. They’ll often overuse the phrase “Your in my bubble” which actually means “let’s just keep our f***ing mouths shut, aye?”
That’s the 3rd visitor Sue’s had today... she’s a right bubble machine!
by Kate’s Bush January 30, 2021
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snatch machine

A person who picks up lots of pussy. A person who is just out for themselves.
Damn that snatch machine just took my bitch.
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
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marmite machine

a red Peugeot that is covered in rubbish and belongs to tracy it has a bin that smells like poo no seat belts and manages to fit half of lympne school in the back of
the marmite machine fits half of lympne school in it
by heart broken marmite mark October 17, 2021
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Slot Machine

This is the act of when a persons dick is yanked downward and they shit all over the floor, similiar to a slot machine jackpot.
I had to get my shoes cleaned because I wasn't fast enough to avoid michaels slot machine
by DJJANGOFETT January 16, 2018
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