Moron

If being a moron hasn't gone wrong for you yet, its too bad for everyone else you haven't got yourself hurt at least once by your own actions.

Lindsay never told people about the times she fucked something up, since she liked to keep hearing them tell her about lucky she was to still be alive. Nobody ever told her anything harsh though, such as most morons wouldn't still be here today if they used your (lack of) judgment or self control. She was allowed by other people to talk her shit about every moron in the world, but the minute anybody did the same to her, they were cold hearted, or mean spirited, or nasty, always the other person was the bad guy.

by Solid Mantis December 29, 2019

Moron

A person who lacks common types of knowledge.

'That dude over there just ran infront of a car, he must be a moron.'

by ∳Berrie∳ August 9, 2022

chromosome moron

The X (is acctually "the" EX) and the moron (really stooopidly dumb person) cant seem to get it into his chromosome (grey matter between the ears) to leave u the fuk alone.

Chick to EX -
you are the X at the END of the alphabet

Y dont u leave me alone before

Zed comes and adjusts your chromosome moron!

by freeAtLast April 15, 2012

Moron

Eamon Ryan is a complete moron

Eamon Ryan finished first in the world moron championship.

by Irelandisalostcause February 8, 2024

Moron

Citizens that don’t want to work, but instead feel their Government is responsible for taking care of their every need.

A person capable of working, and has job offers to work decides to continue collect government subsidized unemployment is a Moron.

by Comanche24 October 19, 2021

Moron-a-thon

A series of moronic actions performed over a period of time. The series can be quantified by time (more than seven days) or events equaling or surpassing 26.

This moron-a-thon can only get better if they if they add mardi gras beads, MD 20/20, a fried twinkie, and a trailer.

by Major Shango February 25, 2020

Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.

Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."

by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012