Muffle-fuck

(Verb)
The act of stifling your sex noises so your children in the adjoining room can't hear how mommy likes to be spanked and called a whore

The kids have been home all thanksgiving break. I'm tired of having to muffle-fuck every night so they don't hear us.

by Kbee405 November 25, 2017

muffleblower

(Pronoun) :someone who has a fiery passion for performing oral stimulation to the Anus. ie:someone obsessed with eating ass.

Dude, Marissa is the biggest muffleblower I know. Bet, she likes that brown eye sundae.

by N4pt0wnMcky98 January 14, 2018

Mufflering

The act of taking a pull from a vaporizer tank without use of a protective drip tip and/or top cap.

Basically putting the lips on hot metal tube and inhaling vapor.

Dude...I'm so high, I almost started mufflering my vape RDA without the top cap. My lips would have been burnt and blistered like a herpes outbreak.

by LordFinesse78 June 7, 2018

Muffling

Stroking your pussy on somebodies unconcious body/ face

Oh shit suesens muffling debra again

Phone the po po

by Sticky white socks February 9, 2019

Mufflers

The people who try to talk to you while you have headphones in

Mufflers: *blah blah blah*
You: What did you say
Mufflers: I said could you help me clean

by myrrealname March 14, 2019

Mifflin Stick

A stick no longer than 20 inches that can be used to get the attention of somebody who is either asleep or not concentrating

Carole's nodded off again, get the Mifflin stick and give her a poke Duncan

by The Perpetrator June 29, 2019

Maffle

Scouse guys who save cum from multiple guys in a mayonnaise tub they got from the fried chicken shop. Leave it in there for a week and use as a spread on toast.

Hey mate why does you breath smell like cum.... calm down calm down I had me a maffle toastie

by Bizbone81 September 2, 2019