by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock
Person 2: but but ... I think
Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die
Person 2: walks off
Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'
Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums
by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a nonce who likes cats a bit too much, and ownes a cat body pillow. He is also known as the wii lord, his wife is his nintendo wii who luke has sex with.
Im a luke
by Saxome April 15, 2020
Get the Lukemug. Luke is a really cute boy who normally plays some sports. He is popular and very funny, you could always count on a luke. Most girls like him but he has eyes set for someone: Mia she is a basic popular girl who is gorgeous and multiple guys like her too.
by annoymous539812 November 13, 2019
Get the Lukemug. Luke Luke is a guy who starts sweet but turns sour like a prune. He realises that he’s not going to get what he wants from you *cough cough* sex *cough cough* and because of that starts spreading stupid rumours. Then when you are in a relationship you’re so uncomfortable that you can’t breathe knowing the only thing to get away from him so you break up with him and because of that he starts making up even more rumours and makes fun of you like nothing that you and him went through was real
by Sassymcsasser123 January 21, 2018
Get the Lukemug. by Bob jeff duder January 23, 2019
Get the Lukemug. 