Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.

Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)

by Woofa August 30, 2012

Looking At The Bricks

To look at a female's ass as they walk by a brick wall and then pass it off as looking at the bricks.

Friend 1: *checks out girl's ass as they walk by a brick wall*

Friend 2: "dude you were totally looking at that girls ass!"

Friend 1: "no way man, I was just Looking At The Bricks"

by hinderpedo April 25, 2013

looking up a dead mule's ass

to rehash the past

"Sometime's it's not worth looking up a dead mule's ass."

by jen o December 8, 2013

look it up on your phone

1. A phrase used in corporate, academic, or other situations when an inappropriate topic can not be discussed. Often said to someone who is not familiar with a vernacular term, phrase, meme or other part of pop culture which is considered NSFW that searching on one's work or school computer could result in reprimands from superiors, IT or HR

2. an alternate expression for "you don't want to know"

A)
John: "...so with the new restroomproduct launch aimed at luxury hotels and restaurants, Marketing suggests we re-name our X1457 Deluxe Swivel Golden Showerhead."
Marty: "....why do need to rename it?"
John: "......Marketing suggests "golden shower" not be included as part of our product line."
Marty: "....why not?"
John: ".....look it up on your phone."

B)

Sue: "What's all this bunga-bunga stuff I keep hearing the students talking about?"

Mary: "Look it up on your phone."

by Ind617 January 13, 2017

Looking Dipped

When you or someone got that fresh outfit on, and you’re looking like a whole snack. When you go out of your way to look nicer than usual.

Damn bae, you’re looking dipped af.

by Jamesuton December 5, 2017

lookin like lunch

Im just gonna eat you up baby

Did you see that guy today

Yea he was lookin like lunch

by Duch_Arm333 January 16, 2018

looking balls

eye balls

balls you look with
like eyes
looking balls are eyes

by Mrs. Betterthanyou June 10, 2018