Longmeet

When one gets played by a bi-sexual girl

“Bro did you hear longmeet got longmeated by Maggie! He can’t catch a break with these hoes. He’s gonna have to go to Allie now!”

by Jakebarrett42 January 27, 2026

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025

Loogle

Instead of googling a question, topic, or word you go on socials and ask the question there and let fools fall over each other tryna answer. Once started by hotties but is used by all.

Cindy never wants to look up stuff she’s always on insta with a different loogle letting simps to explain stuff.

by Saw Lee September 26, 2025

longliveireland

A 50 year old streamer on twitch with one of the best mustaches you have ever seen

Oh look it's longliveireland have you ever seen a better mustache

by jrb4619 June 22, 2025

longer than the Confederacy

lame ass way to say longer than four years as if that’s an achievement

My chair’s lived longer than the Confederacy!

by Gruffirale December 17, 2025

F'longer

A long period of time.

I haven't seen you in three months f'longer.

by MattG73 December 23, 2008

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017