lacrosse

The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.

a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast?

b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.

a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.

by JammerC April 27, 2004

Lacrosse

The most badass sport there is.
Why?
1. The center of the rubber ball is CONCRETE
2. Native Americans played the sport instead of going to war with other tribes. The losing team was killed.
3. It's the opposite of baseball.
4. The offense players are called Attackmen.
5. Have you seen a good shot at a goalie?
6. One of the fastest sports their is.
7. You carry a weapon at all times.

"You look like a badass"
"Well, I do play lacrosse."

"I couldn't decide if I wanted to get in a knife fight with a samurai or play lacrosse"
"Lacrosse dude, no contest."

by Professor Ovaheard March 5, 2009

lacrosse

The best sport, Maryland perfected plays it the best.

lacrosse players in Maryland

by 46and4BJ May 1, 2006

lacrosse

Way better than baseball, lacrosse is sport for rich high school and college kids. It is very popular in Canada and the states in the Northeast US (particularly Maryland), because of the region's abundance of aforementioned rich college kids. Its the only college level sport (excluding UMCP basketball) that Div. 1 college teams from Maryland are reliably good at.

Fan 1: Did you check out this years college lacrosse tourney brackets? Five of the 16 teams are from Maryland!

Fan 2: Wow, we may suck at college basketball and football but we rule at lacrosse!

by mdterp09 June 13, 2008

Lacrosse

lacrosse, a sport that is know as the fastest sport on two feet.Full contact and is as violent as hockey and can be huge hits like there are in rugby or football.

Baseball cant compare to the speed at which its played at.
Can't compare the the stamina you need.
And anyone who says that baseballs is more dangerous than lacrosse obviously hasn't stopped a shot with there side(where there is no padding)

Lacrosse is what most hockey, football and soccer players should play.

by mitchell gar April 2, 2008

lacrosse

lacrosse- one of the greatest sports ever (tied with football) 100 times better than baseball and all faggots who play baseball instead need to grow a dick

Lacrosse is such a nice sport that pats mom gave me head cuz she loved that i played it.

by lacrosse January 4, 2005

lacrosse

A game where grown men wack each other with their sticks.

Cindy: I'm going to go play some lacrosse
Tom: But you don't have a stick
Cindy: shit!

by deathbyducttape May 22, 2007